Daylight Say-What?

by Sean

For my 7-month birthday, I got more light at the end of the day!

I've been using the extra hour to perfect my salesman skills.



And, now, for the low low price of only $5, you can get this fancy laptop!



Believe it or not, it opens!



And it opens wider too!



You know you want it!



If you don't trust me, ask my angelic assistant:



Call now, operators are sitting-by.



How can you not trust a salesman in a coat and tie?



Thanks!

₰

P.S.
by Miles

Hey, that's my laptop! What are you doing with it?